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YOU CAN RELATE… By: James NastroI present to you now, the first ever SUBMITTED POST on this blog. Im kind of upset because this post is more true than any of mine. If you have ever been a college freshman and your parent(s) bought all of your new dorm room shit, YOU CAN RELATE!!!A Message from one of my BEST FRIENDS! James Nastro (@Jimmy_Nas) 
Which towel do you grab? 
Now after you read this you will probably say  “what the fuck is wrong with this kid?” But, I guarantee you will say  it with a big shit eating grin on your face.  Not to mention every time  you get out of the shower for you will think about this post. If you  ask me there are two types of people in this world.  There are  those who get out of the shower/bath and either A) wrap themselves in  a brand new soft fluffy towel or B) wrap themselves in an old  towel that has the feel of 100 grit sand paper. I, my  friends choose option B over option A every time.  Allow me to  explain…  Did you ever try to actually dry yourself off with a brand  new towel? IT DOESN’T ABSORB THE WATER!!!  It just pushes the water  all over your body… It pisses me off.  Grab that crunchy towel that’s  been washed and dryed 36,000 times and you could soak up the Pacific  Ocean.  Plus the rough texture scrathes every itch on your body (You  know what I’m talking about).  So take a good  hard look in the mirror and ask  yourself which towel do you grab?

YOU CAN RELATE… By: James Nastro
I present to you now, the first ever SUBMITTED POST on this blog. Im kind of upset because this post is more true than any of mine. If you have ever been a college freshman and your parent(s) bought all of your new dorm room shit, YOU CAN RELATE!!!

A Message from one of my BEST FRIENDS! James Nastro (@Jimmy_Nas)

Which towel do you grab?

Now after you read this you will probably say “what the fuck is wrong with this kid?” But, I guarantee you will say it with a big shit eating grin on your face.  Not to mention every time you get out of the shower for you will think about this post. If you ask me there are two types of people in this world.  There are those who get out of the shower/bath and either A) wrap themselves in a brand new soft fluffy towel or B) wrap themselves in an old towel that has the feel of 100 grit sand paper. I, my friends choose option B over option A every time.  Allow me to explain…  Did you ever try to actually dry yourself off with a brand new towel? IT DOESN’T ABSORB THE WATER!!!  It just pushes the water all over your body… It pisses me off.  Grab that crunchy towel that’s been washed and dryed 36,000 times and you could soak up the Pacific Ocean.  Plus the rough texture scrathes every itch on your body (You know what I’m talking about).  So take a good hard look in the mirror and ask yourself which towel do you grab?

YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Listen Officer Browne… you may be able to boss little preppy kids from BC around all day, but guess what? You cant boss me around! Because even if you try, IM NOT GONNA LISTEN. Look at the heat I was taking from this clown earlier :
"definitely a subpar blog day for @Pat_Browne”
“@Pat_Browne the Vegas post was good. If ur gonna be a blogger, blog all day and night. The masses want more material.”
Now just who the hell do you think you are…? Ive been doing this for not even 40 hours, and already I have critics. Even after he asked me to write about his Flipper Tooth and I did it, guys got the balls to come at me like this.
Ceasefire OFFICER BROWNE!!!!

YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

Listen Officer Browne… you may be able to boss little preppy kids from BC around all day, but guess what? You cant boss me around! Because even if you try, IM NOT GONNA LISTEN. Look at the heat I was taking from this clown earlier :

"definitely a subpar blog day for @Pat_Browne”

@Pat_Browne the Vegas post was good. If ur gonna be a blogger, blog all day and night. The masses want more material.

Now just who the hell do you think you are…? Ive been doing this for not even 40 hours, and already I have critics. Even after he asked me to write about his Flipper Tooth and I did it, guys got the balls to come at me like this.


Ceasefire OFFICER BROWNE!!!!

What’s your problem Next Week?

What’s your problem Next Week?

14 days and counting… I found this video last night and it got me soo pumped.. I was going to fall asleep at 11 and the adrenaline i got from this one kept me up till 1130!

If you dont already know, me and about 15 of my closest companions and some ginzo named Tramantozzi are heading out to vegas on May 27th, for two of the finest young bachelor’s (@KevMBrowne , @Jimmy_Nas) “Say Goodbye to the Free World” parties.

We are going to be raging pretty hard memorial day weekend, Saturday night we have Tiesto which is just going to be off the charts. Im pretty sure my man Brian McKenna (@B_Mack8) is probably going to be looking like this around 1am.

After that banger, we have an early wake up the next morning, and we;re hitting up a VIP Cabana at Wet Republic where my man JBro (@Jbro22) will be entering and most likely winning the Vegas Hot 100. Kids body is sick.

While everyone is going wild at WR, you can most likely find Gabby (@JoeGabs) not sweating through the pores on his skin like a human being but panting over the pool while he looks at his reflection wondering if thats himself or just another Old Dawg.

You can find me in a corner somewhere either panicking or getting yelled at by @KevMBrowne while hes telling me not to act like an asshole so i dont get kicked out   or he’ll be asking what the hell is wrong with me.

Cant wait for the madness. Cant wait to hangout with Diddy and Kendra.

HAPPY FRIDAY!

Good Vibes All Day… Starting the day out with our song of the day with a straight up BANGER.

This one is called “The Days To Come” by Arias & Arno Cost.

The only reason this one is NSFW is because if u start listening to it you might get up and start shedding some clothing. I know im sitting in JBro’s bedroom in only my dirt undies.

I might be a little crazy but am I the only one who thinks celebrities are dead once their name is trending on Twitter? Is it weird that I get excited every time I see a celebrity trending because I know that since I am on twitter majority of the day, that I am going to know about the death before most other people. Well I dont care if thats weird.

You wanna know what is sick? Sometimes im disappointed when these people arent dead and are trending because theyre coming out with something new.
Ill never forget when Michael Jackson was trending. I knew that one was a death for sure. That was awesome.. However that night sucked because every Gary Kalarskie in every town bombarded the jukebox with “Just call my name and Ill be there.”

I might be a little crazy but am I the only one who thinks celebrities are dead once their name is trending on Twitter? Is it weird that I get excited every time I see a celebrity trending because I know that since I am on twitter majority of the day, that I am going to know about the death before most other people. Well I dont care if thats weird.

You wanna know what is sick? Sometimes im disappointed when these people arent dead and are trending because theyre coming out with something new.

Ill never forget when Michael Jackson was trending. I knew that one was a death for sure. That was awesome.. However that night sucked because every Gary Kalarskie in every town bombarded the jukebox with “Just call my name and Ill be there.”

Yanks are taking it deep right now..
I think it would be great if every MLB team would get 5 games a year where they are allowed to be like.. “Alright, you guys win..”. Shut down the premio meat venders, turn the lights off and have all the people in the stadium call it a night. I know this could never happen because the fans in the last row of section 203 will want their money back or tickets to another game. However I think everybody else will be on board.

Yanks are taking it deep right now..

I think it would be great if every MLB team would get 5 games a year where they are allowed to be like.. “Alright, you guys win..”. Shut down the premio meat venders, turn the lights off and have all the people in the stadium call it a night. I know this could never happen because the fans in the last row of section 203 will want their money back or tickets to another game. However I think everybody else will be on board.

Turn off your head and turn on your heart
Swedish House Mafia
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Ibiza!